When his mom calls him a couple of weeks later and asks him if he has met any “nice Jewish girls lately” it’s apparent that she’s the one behind it all.

“Are you fucking kidding me, Ma?”  Normally her wounded gasp at his swearing would make him laugh but at this point he’s just pissed off at her constant meddling.

“Language Noah!”  He rolls his eyes and flings himself down on his couch, puts his feet up on the coffee table because he knows she’d fucking hate it if she was there.  “I was just curious to see if there were any new women in your life, that’s all.”

“No, you signed me up for some ridiculous Jewish dating service and now you’re checking up on the progress.  Jesus, lady, do you ever quit?” 

“Noah, I have no idea what you’re talking about.“  The tone of her voice lets him know that she’s lying (of course she’s lying) and that she is well aware that he knows that she’s lying.  The crazy woman just doesn’t give a shit.

Underneath it all he really does admire her for that even though 98% of the time it drives him up the fucking wall.

“Well all of your matchmaking is useless anyways, Ma.  I blocked that stupid fuc…that stupid site so I’m not even getting emails from them anymore.”

“Oh that is such a shame Noah.  There really are some lovely girls on….”  He laughs loudly before she even finishes her sentence and he can imagine her face when she realizes that she’s given herself away.  “Well forgive me for wanting my son to be happy.  It’s time for you to settle down Noah, you’re not getting any younger.”

“Give it a rest woman, I’m only 24!”  He groans when she starts laying into him about grandchildren and passing on the Puckerman name. “Fine, fine!  I’ll look into it, okay?”

He can practically hear the smirk on his mother’s face (something he definitely inherited from her) when she says “Only if you want to, Noah.”  The amount of cockiness in her tone makes him smile despite his bad mood and he tells her he’ll call her later before she has a chance to ruin his night anymore.

Glee/Veronica Mars:  Puck/Veronica, Weevil/Santana, Logan/Rachel

Veronica Mars/OUAT:  Logan/Emma, Hook/Veronica (damn…now I wanna write crossover fic!!), Dick/Ruby