- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
- attractive boy: hi i live in narnia
- attractive boy: hi i live on pigfarts
- attractive boy: it's on mars
- attractive boy: you need a rocketship
Source: episkeyyyy
Originally from beets, bears, battlestar galactica.